Someone Gives a Shit.

Tiny luxury shits. Beautifully packaged. Delivered with care. Completely unnecessary.

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Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
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  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
  • Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box
Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box

Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box

💩 At last. Proof that someone actually gives a shit.

Presented in a stylish gift box and guaranteed to get laughs, confusion and disbelief.

Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, office pranks, leaving gifts, stag parties, hen parties and anyone who deserves something truly unforgettable.

🎁 Luxury Gift Box Included

😂 Guaranteed Conversation Starter

💩 Novelty Poop Included

🚚 Fast UK Shipping

Flowers die. Chocolates disappear.

Nobody forgets the day someone gave them a shit.
£9.99
£9.99
Taxes included.

The Gift Nobody Sees Coming

One tiny box. One confused victim. One guaranteed laugh.

How To Give A Shit

Small box. Big reaction.


💩 Pick Your Victim

Choose the lucky recipient who deserves something completely unexpected. Friends, family, colleagues, Secret Santa targets, or anyone with a decent sense of humour is fair game.
📦 Deliver The Surprise

We package your novelty gift in a presentation box designed to look far more important than it really is. The mystery builds right up until the moment it's opened.

😂 Enjoy The Aftermath

Watch the confusion turn into laughter as they discover somebody genuinely gave a shit. Perfect for creating unforgettable reactions and hilarious memories.

Questions People Give A Shit About

💩 What exactly am I buying?

A beautifully presented gift box containing one very important message: somebody gives a shit. That's it. That's the joke. And somehow it works every time.
🎁 Can I send it directly to someone else?

Absolutely. In fact, that's probably the best way to do it. Few things beat the confusion of receiving an unexpected box containing a tiny decorative turd.
💩 Is it real?

Thankfully not. It's a novelty gift designed purely for laughs, confusion, and unforgettable reactions.
🍴 Can I eat the shit?

No.

We cannot believe we have to answer this question, but no.

Please do not eat the shit.
💸 Is this genuinely your entire business?

Yep.

The idea started when somebody said:

"You know what sells? Shit."

Most people would have laughed and moved on.

We laughed, then bought a domain name.

Now we're proudly delivering premium-grade shits to people all over the world.

Because we believe everybody deserves to know that somebody gives a shit.