{"product_id":"someone-gives-a-shit™-luxury-novelty-gift-box","title":"Someone Gives a Shit™ – Luxury Novelty Gift Box","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSOMEONE GIVES A SHIT™ – LUXURY NOVELTY GIFT BOX\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor years people have said:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I don't give a shit.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell now you can prove them wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the Someone Gives a Shit™ Gift Box – the perfect novelty gift for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, office pranks, leaving presents, annoying friends, difficult relatives, and anyone who deserves a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePresented in a stylish gift box, this unforgettable surprise delivers exactly what the name promises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeautifully packaged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompletely unnecessary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsolutely hilarious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're buying for the mate who has everything, the colleague who needs bringing down a peg, or someone who simply appreciates ridiculous humour, this gift is guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Presented in a gift box\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 Instant conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💩 Novelty poop included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎉 Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, stocking fillers and prank gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 Small enough to post, memorable enough to never be forgotten\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, confused facial expressions, and questions about your life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes flowers are boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes chocolates are predictable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomeone Gives a Shit™.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57346645492089,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/1779\/8521\/files\/e7a18939-c236-4258-bb3c-13a83cb91bfb.png?v=1780039887","url":"https:\/\/someonegivesashit.com\/products\/someone-gives-a-shit%e2%84%a2-luxury-novelty-gift-box","provider":"Someone Gives a Shit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}